Allies

	Amish Avenger of Multi-Reality Avenging Whose Face Is Shaded Out For No Good Reason We all just call him Chuck.
	Animal Boy Thing Keeping an eye on the girls who are diving and those who are up to something.
	Bladderman I tell ya, he could be a trucker. He can go days, no, weeks without...you know...going.
	Cakeman (Deceased) He helped to usher in a golden age of superheronessism.
	Cakeman II He's Cakeman's son and is currently the hero serving criminals their just desserts.
	Captain Stupendous I can't tell you his secret identity, but I'll tell you he's Surdone's next-door neighbor.
	Chick Woman Those...those...things do some weird, wild, wacky, crazy stuff.
	Crossway Boy Tumblin' beneath the feet of the people in the city. Roamin' roamin' roamin' in the city.
	Diamondback The back of his neck looks really cool.
	Elongated Pig Bending over backward to ensure the safety of others.
	Errand Boy Most superheroes just don't have time to make that crucial run to the store for Crunch 'n Munch. That's where he comes in.
	Feed the Birds Dude He laughs at himself a lot and he knows the world a little differently than everybody else.
	Fenceman He's Fenceman. He fixes fences. That's what he does. It's his job.
	Good Turtle Buenos Tortes, my good fellow. Buenos Tortes!
	Goodguy Greg There's just not doubt that he's on the right side. Right being good and wrong being bad, that is.
	Human Sponge Able to retain more water than a pregnant woman.
	I'm On The Roof Again Boy Thing Looking down there at the Zebbra Cadillac.
	Justice Federation of Western Central Europe They used to be the Justice Federation of Northern Central America but got kicked out of the hemisphere when they destroyed four square city blocks trying to catch a jaywalker. They're not all quite with it either.
	Liquid Justice He's good to the last drop!
	Mosquito, The He's a real pain in the neck.
	O'Bot and O'Dog State of the art Irish technology...with a personality and the most vicious canine sidekick to a sidekick I've ever met!
	O'Brien Taking care of the motherland.
	O'Girl *Yeah, that's me. A little Irish girl stuck in the body of this early-twenties man. And I hate* those stinkin' aliens! They've gotten me six, count 'em, six times!**
	Penman He's Penman and he wants you to do him a favor...
	Polyester Man Vinyl. Git 'em vinyl. People just love vinyl.
	Sir Pass *Invisnible (that's right, I said Invisnible) slayer of goblins. Ya see, he's not really a superhero, but he's a good friend of Surdone's and he's an all-around really nice guy.*
	Superego He's in a battle for your mind! But he's good. If you've lost it, he'll give it back to you.
	Superhero Girl She's the ideal female superhero!
	Superhero Man He's the ideal male superhero!
	Surdone Be careful when you're playing rugby around mules. He gets really ticked off about that.
	Undercover Guy You wouldn't know him if he was sitting right there in your refrigerator.
	Who, He No, not Him. He.