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Giant Rats
We think this is why traffic fines are doubled
in road work areas. It's for your own safety.
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William Jones 1 1/2
Laying the piping system for spaghetti sauce spaceship fuel? See FO'Boyle. Or it could just be city sewer and water pipes. Still under investigation.
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The Plastic Man
Would you believe that even his hair sparkles? Some would say it's a sin to look that good.
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The Plastic Woman
Oooooooh! Shiny! Some are concerned about whether she's combustible or if she'd just melt. Most would say it's also a sin to look as good as this.
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Princess Stupid
Her name says it all. She's too dumb to know what
she's doing.
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Time Screwer
He screws with the time steam as he deems necessary. Heads might explode if he's not careful. Mecha Chick-Monk and Chia-Punkarelli think he's kind of a freak.
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United Armed Forces of the Fisherman Militia
Well, he's one man. That's it. One guy. Ahem....
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Residents of Cell Block C9
Residents include "Moloko", a member of Aerosmith,
some clowns, Santa Claus, and more!
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WIB (Women In Blue)
Volumes have already been written about this puzzling cult-like organization, but no resolution has come of it. They need only be described with one word: suspicious.
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She Who
Patiently waits for He Who to return, who we understand loves She Who and She Who loves He. However, She's involvement with Him Who is suspected, yet unproven as Him seems to be after He, but He is evading.
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Chia-Punkarelli
An all-powerful
force of cosmic balance.
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Mecha Chick-Monk
Another all-powerful
force of cosmic
balance.
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