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Anti-Hero Guys
They're kinda dumb. They tell everybody
which ones they are by their license plates. Example: "AHG 18."
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Badguy Bob
He does his homework. His favorite book: Twelve
Easy Steps to World Domination.
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The Bearded Laughing Man
If ever you hear a screaming little girl, look
around really quickly. The deep manly laugh may soon follow.
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Brotherhood of Evil Shopkeepers
Raising prices and lowering standards. Unfortunately, it's easy to find bad help these days.
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Captain Squid
He's most proud of beating up the Cinnaburst Sharks
and stealing their gum. He's also a very strong enemy of Captain
Stupendous.
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Cheese Monster from Outer Space
I refer you to Rules 5-8.
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Disgruntled Nazi Postal Workers
They stole my paycheck once. Ooh, I hate those
guys!
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Diguiseman Dan
He's almost as good as Undercover Guy. Well, not GOOD, because he's BAD, but you know what I mean.
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Downtown Waterfront Boy
In the shadows with the ugly and the motor meter.
I think he stole Crossway Boy's girlfriend.
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Dr. Jackobetty
As Bladderman's most evil foe, the doctor is out
to make the world's deadliest laxitive. And I refer you to Rule #21.
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The Flannel Miscreant
He says he's a cop. He's not. Okay!? He's just blowing smoke. Literally.
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Fluorescent Orange Guy
A serious threat to chloroplasts everywhere, he has something treacherous up that brightly-colored sleeve of his but we don't quite know what.
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FO'Boyle
This man holds power over Fruehauf, Fluorescent Orange Guy, and many others whose names don't start with F. May also be planning a double-cross with some all-too-familiar aliens.
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Fruehauf
Maniacal mastermind of many malicious maneuvers misappropriating mysterious materials across Michigan in monstrous mechanical mooers. And he was taken out of commission for a while when a tree fell on his office. Ha!
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Generic Villains
You may have seen their catalog. But I hope not!
They have specials every once in a while: take over the world and receive
20% off your next purchase.
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Hitch-hiking Granny
Her every destination is always very coveted information. Caution: Her victims are always found with toxic lipstick all over their foreheads.
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Id
He's in a battle for your mind! But he's bad. If you've lost it he just might be the guy who took it.
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Little Running People from Another Dimension
These guys are pawns in some multiverse mischief. And they're creepy beyond belief.
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Mutant Moth
This beast can kick up a massive cloud of dust to mask his brutal attacks.
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Psykottis Guy
He tends to make his...uh...mark...in bathroom stalls. You definitely know where he's been. The trick is getting there before he does.
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Stupid Little Bill Kid
A wasted mind is a terrible thing...especially if that person has any level of military power.
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Shotgun Charlie
Be careful when you go TP'ing!
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Sweet Clover
She plays mind games and craves a lot..and she gets it, that little Irish (grumble grumble).
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Tetrahedror
The four-sided menace!
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Thunderchunky
The Behemoth Woman, Devourer of Men. Call her what you want but don't call her late for dinner.
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Him Who
No, not He. Him.
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